This week ten bakers baking. Having read back to my blogs on the first two episodes, I realise this is an incredibly boring subject and written because I am not in the mood to write, but I have started so I shall finish
My favourites are Mat the fireman from Kent and Nadiya, a full time mum from Leeds. My least favourite is Paul the humourless Prison Governor from Wales.
Challenge 1
Quick bread
To me quick bread would mean nipping to the Coop for a loaf, but to Paul Hollywood it is bread raised with a raising agent other than yeast
Along with the dough raising agent, there are a few eyebrow raising ingredients. Flora's rye and fig bread might not work. Dorret has taken the ingredients from a waldorf salad and is putting them in a bread - walnut, sultanas and blue cheese. Tamal has also gone for figs, his is with goats cheese - on bread yes, just not sure it goes together in bread. Alvin has a mediterranean theme - manchego cheese and prosciutto. Pick a country and stick to it Alvin, none of this wandering across borders. Paul has gone for orange and cranberries. There seem to be a lot of cranberries in recipes this year. Has the cranberry marketing board got at Mary? Ugne's bread has chocolate. I love chocolate, but I don't like the sound of it in a bread. Sue tells us that soda bread must not be kneaded, as the camera pans to Mat and Nadiya kneading their soda bread.
The judging proved Sue right, Mat's bread was not crumbly enough and Nadiya's looked too much like yeast bread. Ugne's chocolate bread worked surprisingly well, as did Flora's blend of flours and the addition of figs. Dorret's lumps of stilton could have been bigger for more of a flavour. Paul's bread was so good, Paul Hollywood shook his hand. Paul was almost overwhelmed. Ian's pesto and wild garlic was a 'work of magic', but no handshake for him, so clearly not masonic magic. Worryingly, Mat does seem to be bottom of the pack at this stage.
Technical Challenge
4 identical crusty french baguettes
Paul shows us how it is done - steam in the oven, Paul expects them to know that. Mary thinks Paul is being particularly nasty.
Mel advises Alvin not to think about ciabatta. Sandy's french accent is abysmal, let us hope her bread is better. Alvin seems to be quite knowledgeable about the slashing technique, everyone else seems quite daunted by it. Ian, Tamal, Sandy all knew to add water to the oven for the steam. Mat ignores such techniques and seems to think a few French words will be sufficient to assist his bread, although the baguettes come out underproven, but he takes some consolation that they are consistently underproven. I can't help but worry that Mat may be going home. Paul and Nadiya are both on all fours, peering into the same oven, bonding over the bread.
Judging
Picky Paul is looking for 4 equal sized baguettes, crispy.
There are a lot of 'under proven' and a couple accused of being more like ciabatta - Alvin being one of those who did not heed Mel's advice. They hadn't all mastered the scoring, Dorret in particular over doing the cutting. Paul Prison was at the bottom of the baguette heap, closely followed by Nadiya and Mat. Tamal was a very respectable 3rd, even though his were under baked, with Flora's underproven baguettes second and Ian, last week's star baker Ian, came first.
Showstopper
The challenge was to make 3D bread sculptures, using at least three types of bread, one of which has to be filled.
Tamal - bread bicycle
Chelsea buns, fennel dough frame, five spiced buns in the basket.
Alvin - cornucopia - horn of plenty.
Alvin has really gone for the plenty in his roll filled horn, he overstretched himself last week and then panicked. Interesting to see that he has gone for the same approach this week.
Paul - King of the Jungle
All very Alpha Male, a sculpture of a lion with different kind of breads.
Mat - Brighton Pavilion
Curry flavoured loaves representing Brighton pavilion.
Nadiya - snake charmer's basket
Nadiya has also gone for Indian flavours. Do she and Mat copy each other's homework?
Sandy - basket with flowers
Flora - herb couture
Herb breads in the shape of a corset and skirt
Ian - flowering plant
black olive & parmesan plant, brioche flowers.
Ugne - soft bread, easter basked, truffle infuse brioche bunnies with maple syrup and crispy bacon. As Mary says 'wait and see'.
Dorret - Tracey Emin's unmade bed.
Dorret's sculpture will replicate Tracey Emin's unmade bed. For me that didn't work as art, I particularly remember the dirty underwear on the floor - will Dorret try and copy that as well? Dorret admits that she has not practised it though. For me this is reminiscent of Marie admitting her biscotti had broken, highlighting your own errors is a sign of impending doom. It also deprives Paul Hollywood of deflating egos by pointing it out.
Judging
Tamal - spectacular, different technique in each. Paul Hollywood says his Chelsea bun - doesn't get much better. It could have a sweet filling in it - that would make it a lot better for me.
Sandy's basket of flowers - clumsy, Paul H asks if she was going for cardboard with her pita bread poppy petals - ouch! She is redeemed somewhat by her pesto grisini.
Alvin's horn of plenty - achieved a lot, texture is beautiful, craft is perfect, each piece is baked to perfection. Paul H gets quite concerned that he might have heaped too much praise and draws some back by pointing out that Alvin has not quite followed the brief.
Ugne baking is good, but Paul is not sure about truffle oil with brioche.
Ian's Flour Power plant sculpture, is deemed magnificent, with a lovely flavour, just baked.
Flora's herb couture is praised for its delicacy.
Nadiya's snake charmer basket has great colour and tastes, but just needed a bit longer in the oven. All good together.
Paul's king of the jungle looks absolutely fantastic to me. Paul H agrees, stating it is exceptional, and the detail is amazing.
Mat's curry inspired Brighton Pavilion was deemed very effective, simplified, with nice flavours, however it was underproved and underbaked bread.
Dorret's unmade bread - Mary suggests that choosing something untidy to start with is not a good impression. The bedhead not defined enough, flavours work well. The chelsea bun bed base was baked on the outside but raw in the middle due to apricots.
This week's star baker - Ian (again!).
An extra award for Paul because of his lion sculpture, which is the best bread sculpture Paul H has ever seen. It was amazing.
Going home - Dorret.
I feel very sorry for Dorret, as I always feel sorry for the baker going home. Nadiya and Paul were not far behind her and may also have gone. Paul was saved by his showstopper. There were a few comments on Twitter that Paul should have won, but Ian's breads were excellent in every category whilst Paul came bottom in the technical challenge. Also Paul Hollywood is the master baker, not us, so we will allow him to know what he is talking about.
About Me
- Vivienne
- The older I get, the more cynical I get. It is not a fact I am proud of, but it is a fact. I disbelieve just about everything the establishment and the media tell us. I am convinced that we are manipulated into being the submissive, law-abiding robots that we have become. It grieves me greatly.
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Thursday, 20 August 2015
Wednesday, 12 August 2015
Bake Off Episode 2 Series 6
We've all forgotten Stu and his hat already. Who will go this week? Apparently there has been such a run of betting on one of the participants that betting has closed. I hope it isn't leaked, I like the 'who will go, who will win' side of it.
This week is biscuits. We are shown a clip of Nadiya engaging in fighting talk - and yet she looks as though butter biscuits wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Challenge 1 - the signature challenge, to create 24 crunchy biscotti. Mel loves saying biscotti, so much I have to wonder if she has already been at the limoncello. Alvin is first up with his biscotti, fresh jack fruit (no, I didn't know either) and pistachio. The other bakers have all gone for dried fruit rather than fresh. Matt, our Kent firefighter, is going for cranberry, pistachio and biscotti. Orange, cranberry and rosemary sounds disgusting, but I am sure Ian has done this before. He also has orange caramel and almonds in there. Sandy has gone for chocolate and hazelnut - if only she had the dull cranberry too, Paul H would be in heaven.
Paul Prison (to distinguish him from Paul H) has gone for chocolate, hazelnut and fig. Paul H doesn't waste a second in pulling all his confidence out from under him, by pointing out that it is hard to tell when chocolate biscotti is cooked. Can you imagine Paul as an adjudicator in an exam hall, going round lifting people's papers up and tutting? I love fennel biscuits, so I quite like the idea of Flora's biscuits. I feel as if it has been on for hours, but only 9 minutes have gone by.
Nadiya has gone for coconut, fennel and pistachio, with coconut brittle on the top, adapted from a recipe of her mum's. I quite like the sound of it. Their next hurdle is having sufficient time for the biscotti to cool before decorating. Marie is making the mistake of telling Paul her errors -as if he needs help in criticising them!
Flora comments on how stressful it is just making biscotti. We feel your stress Flora. Now the glazing is going ahead. Nadiya forgot the fennel so is adding it with the coconut crumb, not so sure about that.
Judging
Mat's - beautifully even, good crunch, 'nice biscotti'
Nadiya - even, fennel works well, 'nice biscotti'
Marie - don't look too bad, but not uniform, chocolate not set. Nice crunch and flavour, Paul expected more ingredients.
Ugne - texture bang on, flavour lovely,
Alvin - flavour beautiful, needed a little more time
Sandy - good, flavours fantastic, bake is good
Dorret - not much flavour, not strong enough, doesn't think sugar works,
Tamal - good flavours, nothing over-riding, need to pick a key one.
Paul - texture as it should be, tricky for chocolate, Paul H would have them again, great biscotti, Mary doesn't feel nuts and fruit and chocolate go together. I do, even if it is Paul Prison
Flora - not quite uniform, flat, and hasn't overpowered with fennel
Ian - really nice biscotti, almost ginger flavour, fantastic biscotti
Challenge 2
Mystery biscuit - an arlette - which none of them have heard of, and neither have I - it is a a cinnamon flavoured, wafer thin puff pastry biscuit - like a thin round palmier.
Paul H says that it's all about the lamination.
Ian has got the clue that it is puff pastry dough. The rest of them are not so sure.
Being thin the biscuits will cook quickly, so whilst they are in the oven, there is a lot of biscuit watching - I could have helped out with that, I look at a lot of food.
Mat's are like flip-flops - but he is a firefighter from Kent, so I shall support the home team until the end. Nothing has gone in the bin, always a good sign with Bake Off. Many of them looks quite close to the desired biscuit. Marie has not finished hers and can only put 4 on display. I hate it when they get stuck, I feel so sorry for them.
Judging
In the judging there were several too chewy and undercooked, a lot of comments from Paul about 'butter pouring out', and 'could be thinner' - couldn't we all Paul, particularly me. Marie was last, she had got her oven times wrong, such a shame. Paul Prison was 10th and Nadiya 9th. Flora was in second place, and Dorret was first. I am so pleased for her after last week, that must be a huge relief.
Paul suggests before the showstopper that Mat, Ian and Alvin are all in the running for star baker.
Showstopper
36 biscuits presented in a biscuit box made from a different type of biscuit. Paul wants to see architecture, Mary wants to see lots of techniques.
Paul - gingerbread box and macaroons in honour of his wife, which is sweet. Sue suggests the whole world is in love with Paul. I am not so sure. Paul is my least favourite, but I am not quite sure why. I think it is the lack of humour.
Over half of the bakers are making gingerbread boxes, although Nadiya's is gingerbread and cayenne pepper as she is "all about the drama". I love her sense of humour. Tamal is making an anise biscuit box, Flora's tea chest is earl grey and honey, Ugne's is lithuanian honey cake and Sandy is the only one making savoury biscuits - with a sundried tomato and cheese biscuit box. Ian's box is shortbread - made in a cyclinder in a mould he made himself. I was impressed, Paul points out it could burn on one side and not cook on the other. I have to wonder at Paul's need to always undermine them. It may be showmanship, but it comes across as mean. He then goes on to undermines Dorret for using a biscuit stamp. I wonder if he was bullied at school?
When it gets to box assembly, they are all nervous. I am nervous for them. I have also had to put away the biscuits I got out, before I am also wobbling for them. When Sue says 7 minutes, Nadiya looks terrified. Flora's amazing lid snapped - it looked so gorgeous. Sue dents Nadiya's chances by breaking her bowl lid, at least she claimed she broke it, but I am not too sure, I saw her saying she had broken it and then confessing to Paul, but don't recall seeing her break it - but I am confident Nadiya has done too well this week to be the one to go. Nadiya deals with it calmly. Alvin's snaps look gorgeous. Both Ian and Prison Paul's macarons look fabulous.
Judging
Ian: cylinder works, macarons look perfect. Making that cylinder is really impressive (now you admit that Holywood).
Flora: Ambitious box - but snapped, which is such a shame as it was so beautiful. Great bake, good piping. Tea bags - great bake
Alvin: he didn't have time to get his gingerbread house together, he is so upset. Beautiful flavour, nice biscuit. Brandy snaps great flavour - and colour and bake. I hope that is enough to save him.
Marie: Russian box looks elegant, biscuits look quite plain, good scotch shortbread biscuit - Paul thinks her flavours are muddled. The box is not crisp.
Sandy: biscuit box looks "breathtaking" - I have to agree, I want one. The cheese biscuits inside are delicious but a bit soft.
Tamal: good flavour and crisp all the way through, the lid has softened up slightly, star anise 'bang on'.
Ugne: 'over the top', it is too garish for Mary (how can she say that with her taste in jackets?). Paul loves the biscuits inside.
Dorret: box of frogs - crisp, not much flavour, Paul thinks the biscuits are bitter, the gingerbread is fantastic flavour, but soft.
Nadiya: box of fortunes, such a shame she didn't have time to decorate the replacement lid. The fortune cookies - are all equal, Mary and Paul are impressed with them.
Paul: memory box - clean cut, different sizes for his biscuits inside, over generous with filling, overpowering top. Gingerbread lid is very good.
Mat: fire engine - nice and crisp, looks fun, tea bags, even bake, flavour is good - lid is beautifully crisped, tasted great well baked.
Star baker - Ian!
Leaving today is Marie. She was star baker last week. That is the ups and downs of Bake Off. I was quite surprised that she went and not Paul Prison. Google tells me that the run of bets was on her. Apparently she trained with Escoffier 30 years ago, and many think that gives her an unfair advantage. Would it? I was in the armed forces 30 years ago - put me at Bisley on the Great British Shoot Out, I still couldn't hit a target to save my life. (If anyone now creates a shooting reality show, I want credit for coming up with the horrendous idea).
Next week is bread - and there will be ten contestants with buns in the ovens. Mat and Nadiya are still my favourites, with the other seven all a very close third, and then Paul Prison. I must try harder to like him next week. Maybe he could try laughing?
This week is biscuits. We are shown a clip of Nadiya engaging in fighting talk - and yet she looks as though butter biscuits wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Challenge 1 - the signature challenge, to create 24 crunchy biscotti. Mel loves saying biscotti, so much I have to wonder if she has already been at the limoncello. Alvin is first up with his biscotti, fresh jack fruit (no, I didn't know either) and pistachio. The other bakers have all gone for dried fruit rather than fresh. Matt, our Kent firefighter, is going for cranberry, pistachio and biscotti. Orange, cranberry and rosemary sounds disgusting, but I am sure Ian has done this before. He also has orange caramel and almonds in there. Sandy has gone for chocolate and hazelnut - if only she had the dull cranberry too, Paul H would be in heaven.
Paul Prison (to distinguish him from Paul H) has gone for chocolate, hazelnut and fig. Paul H doesn't waste a second in pulling all his confidence out from under him, by pointing out that it is hard to tell when chocolate biscotti is cooked. Can you imagine Paul as an adjudicator in an exam hall, going round lifting people's papers up and tutting? I love fennel biscuits, so I quite like the idea of Flora's biscuits. I feel as if it has been on for hours, but only 9 minutes have gone by.
Nadiya has gone for coconut, fennel and pistachio, with coconut brittle on the top, adapted from a recipe of her mum's. I quite like the sound of it. Their next hurdle is having sufficient time for the biscotti to cool before decorating. Marie is making the mistake of telling Paul her errors -as if he needs help in criticising them!
Flora comments on how stressful it is just making biscotti. We feel your stress Flora. Now the glazing is going ahead. Nadiya forgot the fennel so is adding it with the coconut crumb, not so sure about that.
Judging
Mat's - beautifully even, good crunch, 'nice biscotti'
Nadiya - even, fennel works well, 'nice biscotti'
Marie - don't look too bad, but not uniform, chocolate not set. Nice crunch and flavour, Paul expected more ingredients.
Ugne - texture bang on, flavour lovely,
Alvin - flavour beautiful, needed a little more time
Sandy - good, flavours fantastic, bake is good
Dorret - not much flavour, not strong enough, doesn't think sugar works,
Tamal - good flavours, nothing over-riding, need to pick a key one.
Paul - texture as it should be, tricky for chocolate, Paul H would have them again, great biscotti, Mary doesn't feel nuts and fruit and chocolate go together. I do, even if it is Paul Prison
Flora - not quite uniform, flat, and hasn't overpowered with fennel
Ian - really nice biscotti, almost ginger flavour, fantastic biscotti
Challenge 2
Mystery biscuit - an arlette - which none of them have heard of, and neither have I - it is a a cinnamon flavoured, wafer thin puff pastry biscuit - like a thin round palmier.
Paul H says that it's all about the lamination.
Ian has got the clue that it is puff pastry dough. The rest of them are not so sure.
Being thin the biscuits will cook quickly, so whilst they are in the oven, there is a lot of biscuit watching - I could have helped out with that, I look at a lot of food.
Mat's are like flip-flops - but he is a firefighter from Kent, so I shall support the home team until the end. Nothing has gone in the bin, always a good sign with Bake Off. Many of them looks quite close to the desired biscuit. Marie has not finished hers and can only put 4 on display. I hate it when they get stuck, I feel so sorry for them.
Judging
In the judging there were several too chewy and undercooked, a lot of comments from Paul about 'butter pouring out', and 'could be thinner' - couldn't we all Paul, particularly me. Marie was last, she had got her oven times wrong, such a shame. Paul Prison was 10th and Nadiya 9th. Flora was in second place, and Dorret was first. I am so pleased for her after last week, that must be a huge relief.
Paul suggests before the showstopper that Mat, Ian and Alvin are all in the running for star baker.
Showstopper
36 biscuits presented in a biscuit box made from a different type of biscuit. Paul wants to see architecture, Mary wants to see lots of techniques.
Paul - gingerbread box and macaroons in honour of his wife, which is sweet. Sue suggests the whole world is in love with Paul. I am not so sure. Paul is my least favourite, but I am not quite sure why. I think it is the lack of humour.
Over half of the bakers are making gingerbread boxes, although Nadiya's is gingerbread and cayenne pepper as she is "all about the drama". I love her sense of humour. Tamal is making an anise biscuit box, Flora's tea chest is earl grey and honey, Ugne's is lithuanian honey cake and Sandy is the only one making savoury biscuits - with a sundried tomato and cheese biscuit box. Ian's box is shortbread - made in a cyclinder in a mould he made himself. I was impressed, Paul points out it could burn on one side and not cook on the other. I have to wonder at Paul's need to always undermine them. It may be showmanship, but it comes across as mean. He then goes on to undermines Dorret for using a biscuit stamp. I wonder if he was bullied at school?
When it gets to box assembly, they are all nervous. I am nervous for them. I have also had to put away the biscuits I got out, before I am also wobbling for them. When Sue says 7 minutes, Nadiya looks terrified. Flora's amazing lid snapped - it looked so gorgeous. Sue dents Nadiya's chances by breaking her bowl lid, at least she claimed she broke it, but I am not too sure, I saw her saying she had broken it and then confessing to Paul, but don't recall seeing her break it - but I am confident Nadiya has done too well this week to be the one to go. Nadiya deals with it calmly. Alvin's snaps look gorgeous. Both Ian and Prison Paul's macarons look fabulous.
Judging
Ian: cylinder works, macarons look perfect. Making that cylinder is really impressive (now you admit that Holywood).
Flora: Ambitious box - but snapped, which is such a shame as it was so beautiful. Great bake, good piping. Tea bags - great bake
Alvin: he didn't have time to get his gingerbread house together, he is so upset. Beautiful flavour, nice biscuit. Brandy snaps great flavour - and colour and bake. I hope that is enough to save him.
Marie: Russian box looks elegant, biscuits look quite plain, good scotch shortbread biscuit - Paul thinks her flavours are muddled. The box is not crisp.
Sandy: biscuit box looks "breathtaking" - I have to agree, I want one. The cheese biscuits inside are delicious but a bit soft.
Tamal: good flavour and crisp all the way through, the lid has softened up slightly, star anise 'bang on'.
Ugne: 'over the top', it is too garish for Mary (how can she say that with her taste in jackets?). Paul loves the biscuits inside.
Dorret: box of frogs - crisp, not much flavour, Paul thinks the biscuits are bitter, the gingerbread is fantastic flavour, but soft.
Nadiya: box of fortunes, such a shame she didn't have time to decorate the replacement lid. The fortune cookies - are all equal, Mary and Paul are impressed with them.
Paul: memory box - clean cut, different sizes for his biscuits inside, over generous with filling, overpowering top. Gingerbread lid is very good.
Mat: fire engine - nice and crisp, looks fun, tea bags, even bake, flavour is good - lid is beautifully crisped, tasted great well baked.
Star baker - Ian!
Leaving today is Marie. She was star baker last week. That is the ups and downs of Bake Off. I was quite surprised that she went and not Paul Prison. Google tells me that the run of bets was on her. Apparently she trained with Escoffier 30 years ago, and many think that gives her an unfair advantage. Would it? I was in the armed forces 30 years ago - put me at Bisley on the Great British Shoot Out, I still couldn't hit a target to save my life. (If anyone now creates a shooting reality show, I want credit for coming up with the horrendous idea).
Next week is bread - and there will be ten contestants with buns in the ovens. Mat and Nadiya are still my favourites, with the other seven all a very close third, and then Paul Prison. I must try harder to like him next week. Maybe he could try laughing?
Wednesday, 5 August 2015
It's back - Great British Bake Off Series 6
Just as memories of season 5 fade so far into the past I am thinking of taking up with another heavily edited reality series, Bake Off comes bounding back into my life with Series 6 and twelve new contestants for me to fall in love with or at least love to loathe.
The BBC website has an introduction to the bakers. Sadly one of them will only be appearing on our screens tonight (meet the bakers). We meet a few of the contestants. I am instantly taken with Mat - who looks much like a sixth-former. I have seen a few snippets online about Stu and his hat. I have decided, based on no information at all, that it is a gimmick. This is unfair, he didn't write the items about him, but it's Bake Off, you have to support someone and you have to have an anti-hero.
Mary and Paul are back as well. Mary is perfect in pink, Paul's perma tan is lighting up the tent. Paul is quickly up to his usual tricks, undermining Nadiya with his eyebrows, which could almost have a show of their own.
Mat becomes even more my favourite, with his gin & tonic madeira cake. Gin and cake - what could possibly go wrong? Another recipe I like the look of is Tamal's pistachio and rose cake. Dorret deems Paul strategically important, possibly a euphemism for patronising gimp. I quite like Alvin's notion of putting figs in his madeira and the way he stands up to Paul. Sandy is also unphased by comments from a jaffa with eyebrows. Those two should go far (the contestants, not the eyebrows). I still can't warm to Stu. Paul is a sugar-crafting prison governor, an unusual combination.
During the first judging session, Nadiya looks terrified but Mary is impressed. Ugne's efforts didn't go down so well, neither did Sandy or Stu's. Flora did well, Alvin's figs followed Paul's predictions, but the cake was good. The term 'wallpaper paste' was used with Ian's efforts. I instantly decided Ian was a city banker and was surprised to find out he is a travel photographer. Mat's gin failed to win over the judges, but Tamal's creation worked well. Dorret's candied peel wasn't up to Nadiya's standard neither was her cake. Marie's candied peel worked well, and her cake was complimented - Paul even going so far as to call it a perfect cake.
The next challenge was walnut cake, thankfully without coffee - which I loathe. I am firmly convinced that the BBC should send us all samples of a perfect version of each challenge to help us enjoy the series more, therefore it is important to me that all recipes are to my liking. I am not too keen on the look of Mary's weird frosting, but the inside looks lovely. I always kid myself I will try and bake these in the week - and never yet have. Stu is breaking the rules - wearing a hat and rule breaking, he's a rebel and he'll never never be any good. Alvin and caramel are not an item. The meringue icing has whisked them all into a frenzy of confusion (it's Bake Off, bad jokes are a necessity).
The technical challenge judging begins. Nadiya has just noticed her sides are uncovered and everyone else's are, that would make me throw up with fear, but she handles it well. Mat's isn't as good as it looks. The term grainy is being thrown around all over the place. Ugne does well - and even had time for some sugar work. Nadiya - naked sides and grainy. Paul - neat but granular. Nadiya is last, with Stu 11th. Ugne takes first, closely followed by Alvin and Marie. Nadiya is my new favourite 'I'm 12th and I'm OK with that .... of course I'm not'. Marie and Flora are in the lead with the judges with Stu, Paul and Ian all in trouble.
Time for the showstopper, a black forest gateau. Again I feel a sample is required. Now the BBC aren't paying Clarkson's fees, there must be money for it.
Several of them are looking for a new spin on a classic. I think it is the first show and they should go for a perfect classic version rather than reinventing the chocolate wheel. I struggle to bake anything but lemon drizzle cakes, but I eat a lot so I like to think I have considerable expertise when it comes to cake. Having said that I like the idea of Nadiya's chocolate with chocolate and more chocolate. I am not keen on Sandy's chocolate shortbread notion though. The innuendo has begun, Mel starts talking of romping in Ian's forest. Paul's cake looks fabulous on paper, as does Ugne's. I love Sue's prison jokes, Paul is a bit less impressed - I can't see someone with no sense of humour lasting long on Bake Off. I love Mat's honesty over using the thermometer "I don't know what I"m looking for, just seen everyone else do it". Sandy is a bit free with the alcohol, always a good sign.
Dorret's cake needs the freezer - let's hope there is time for it to set. They are all getting quite tense over the finishing touches. Mel clearly likes her 'through your forests" joke and returns to it, it isn't that funny Mel, let it go. Poor Dorret, her face says it all as she brings her cake out, I want her to be allowed to try again. Thankfully Sue is on hand to support her.
The final judging session for this week:
Flora - huge cake - perfection, moist, works well, needs more alcohol.
Ugne - theatrical, good chocolate work, disappointing sponge though.
Marie - different presentation, simple but stunning, light sponge, lovely, wonderful taste - as classic as you can get (I told you so).
Alvin - looks modern, good flavours,
Mat - fantastic looking cake, taste exceedingly good - well done Mat Kipling.
Paul - impressive chocolate work, good distinct layers, fantastic sponge.
Sandy - different idea with shortbread, Paul deems the piping '1970s' ... isn't that the idea?
Tamal - collared cake, great, and even a little bit special.
Stu - interesting, but no skills with chocolate, beetroot flavoured cake has the wrong texture.
Nadiya -contemporary and minimalist, wonderful shine, beautiful flavour,
Dorret - explains what happened, they are so nice to her. The sponge is rubber though at the top, the bottom layers are ok.
Ian - totally different, shown many skills, good blend of flavours.
I would say it is between Stu and Dorret to go. Several could be in top place. Paul clearly already likes saying Flora's name.
The first star baker is Marie. She won because she made a classic gateau - and who advocated sticking to classics in week 1 - me. I don't know much, but I do know cake.
The first to go home is Stu - which I think is the right choice, although it was close with Dorret I suspect. I liked Stu more towards the end of the show, he got less cocky and more likeable, but sadly his baking became less likeable. What a shame he just got one shot though, but I can't help being pleased for Dorret.
Ah Bake Off, how I have missed thee. Episode One has lived up to all my expectations and I have discovered that blogging removes all desire to eat my way through the show.
The BBC website has an introduction to the bakers. Sadly one of them will only be appearing on our screens tonight (meet the bakers). We meet a few of the contestants. I am instantly taken with Mat - who looks much like a sixth-former. I have seen a few snippets online about Stu and his hat. I have decided, based on no information at all, that it is a gimmick. This is unfair, he didn't write the items about him, but it's Bake Off, you have to support someone and you have to have an anti-hero.
Mary and Paul are back as well. Mary is perfect in pink, Paul's perma tan is lighting up the tent. Paul is quickly up to his usual tricks, undermining Nadiya with his eyebrows, which could almost have a show of their own.
Mat becomes even more my favourite, with his gin & tonic madeira cake. Gin and cake - what could possibly go wrong? Another recipe I like the look of is Tamal's pistachio and rose cake. Dorret deems Paul strategically important, possibly a euphemism for patronising gimp. I quite like Alvin's notion of putting figs in his madeira and the way he stands up to Paul. Sandy is also unphased by comments from a jaffa with eyebrows. Those two should go far (the contestants, not the eyebrows). I still can't warm to Stu. Paul is a sugar-crafting prison governor, an unusual combination.
During the first judging session, Nadiya looks terrified but Mary is impressed. Ugne's efforts didn't go down so well, neither did Sandy or Stu's. Flora did well, Alvin's figs followed Paul's predictions, but the cake was good. The term 'wallpaper paste' was used with Ian's efforts. I instantly decided Ian was a city banker and was surprised to find out he is a travel photographer. Mat's gin failed to win over the judges, but Tamal's creation worked well. Dorret's candied peel wasn't up to Nadiya's standard neither was her cake. Marie's candied peel worked well, and her cake was complimented - Paul even going so far as to call it a perfect cake.
The next challenge was walnut cake, thankfully without coffee - which I loathe. I am firmly convinced that the BBC should send us all samples of a perfect version of each challenge to help us enjoy the series more, therefore it is important to me that all recipes are to my liking. I am not too keen on the look of Mary's weird frosting, but the inside looks lovely. I always kid myself I will try and bake these in the week - and never yet have. Stu is breaking the rules - wearing a hat and rule breaking, he's a rebel and he'll never never be any good. Alvin and caramel are not an item. The meringue icing has whisked them all into a frenzy of confusion (it's Bake Off, bad jokes are a necessity).
The technical challenge judging begins. Nadiya has just noticed her sides are uncovered and everyone else's are, that would make me throw up with fear, but she handles it well. Mat's isn't as good as it looks. The term grainy is being thrown around all over the place. Ugne does well - and even had time for some sugar work. Nadiya - naked sides and grainy. Paul - neat but granular. Nadiya is last, with Stu 11th. Ugne takes first, closely followed by Alvin and Marie. Nadiya is my new favourite 'I'm 12th and I'm OK with that .... of course I'm not'. Marie and Flora are in the lead with the judges with Stu, Paul and Ian all in trouble.
Time for the showstopper, a black forest gateau. Again I feel a sample is required. Now the BBC aren't paying Clarkson's fees, there must be money for it.
Several of them are looking for a new spin on a classic. I think it is the first show and they should go for a perfect classic version rather than reinventing the chocolate wheel. I struggle to bake anything but lemon drizzle cakes, but I eat a lot so I like to think I have considerable expertise when it comes to cake. Having said that I like the idea of Nadiya's chocolate with chocolate and more chocolate. I am not keen on Sandy's chocolate shortbread notion though. The innuendo has begun, Mel starts talking of romping in Ian's forest. Paul's cake looks fabulous on paper, as does Ugne's. I love Sue's prison jokes, Paul is a bit less impressed - I can't see someone with no sense of humour lasting long on Bake Off. I love Mat's honesty over using the thermometer "I don't know what I"m looking for, just seen everyone else do it". Sandy is a bit free with the alcohol, always a good sign.
Dorret's cake needs the freezer - let's hope there is time for it to set. They are all getting quite tense over the finishing touches. Mel clearly likes her 'through your forests" joke and returns to it, it isn't that funny Mel, let it go. Poor Dorret, her face says it all as she brings her cake out, I want her to be allowed to try again. Thankfully Sue is on hand to support her.
The final judging session for this week:
Flora - huge cake - perfection, moist, works well, needs more alcohol.
Ugne - theatrical, good chocolate work, disappointing sponge though.
Marie - different presentation, simple but stunning, light sponge, lovely, wonderful taste - as classic as you can get (I told you so).
Alvin - looks modern, good flavours,
Mat - fantastic looking cake, taste exceedingly good - well done Mat Kipling.
Paul - impressive chocolate work, good distinct layers, fantastic sponge.
Sandy - different idea with shortbread, Paul deems the piping '1970s' ... isn't that the idea?
Tamal - collared cake, great, and even a little bit special.
Stu - interesting, but no skills with chocolate, beetroot flavoured cake has the wrong texture.
Nadiya -contemporary and minimalist, wonderful shine, beautiful flavour,
Dorret - explains what happened, they are so nice to her. The sponge is rubber though at the top, the bottom layers are ok.
Ian - totally different, shown many skills, good blend of flavours.
I would say it is between Stu and Dorret to go. Several could be in top place. Paul clearly already likes saying Flora's name.
The first star baker is Marie. She won because she made a classic gateau - and who advocated sticking to classics in week 1 - me. I don't know much, but I do know cake.
The first to go home is Stu - which I think is the right choice, although it was close with Dorret I suspect. I liked Stu more towards the end of the show, he got less cocky and more likeable, but sadly his baking became less likeable. What a shame he just got one shot though, but I can't help being pleased for Dorret.
Ah Bake Off, how I have missed thee. Episode One has lived up to all my expectations and I have discovered that blogging removes all desire to eat my way through the show.
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